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Video 13 Jul 72,487 notes

eltank:

pleatedjeans:

'Friday the 13th' Themed Engagement Photos

more pics here.

cheers to the happy couple

Photo 10 Jul 157,993 notes zackisontumblr:

someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there

zackisontumblr:

someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there

Video 10 Jul 439,009 notes

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Video 10 Jul 123,227 notes

defenseoftheancients:

dualchainz:

wat da dog doin

$0 budget and they made the dog look like he drivin’ the car, this is a cinematographic achievement

Quote 10 Jul 98,141 notes
Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you
— (10 word story)

(Source: sleep-twerking)

Quote 5 Jul 67,698 notes
At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely fact of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare.
— Caitlin Moran (via crutal)

(Source: lustsandluxuries)

Quote 5 Jul 2,082 notes
Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy.
— 

Aristotle 

Cred: Anjuvachi

(via psych-facts)
Photo 5 Jul 264,422 notes d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

(Source: bobasprite)

Text 5 Jul 70,948 notes

primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

image

Text 5 Jul 67,116 notes

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

Photo 5 Jul 80,896 notes sluttyoliveoil:

drivojunior:

This is a sin

actually it’s a tan

sluttyoliveoil:

drivojunior:

This is a sin

actually it’s a tan

(Source: synapse-break)

Photo 4 Jul 1,681 notes

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Text 4 Jul 283,870 notes

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

image

Text 4 Jul 70,126 notes

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

the-fly-on-fire:

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

its really painfully true

Fuck I tried that and he said feminism is for everyone, not just women, but it was created in a time women needed it most so it was named for them and now I think I’m in love

Video 4 Jul 86,359 notes

White Northern Lights in Finland

(Source: mydarkenedeyes)


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