'Friday the 13th' Themed Engagement Photos
cheers to the happy couple
someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there
wat da dog doin
$0 budget and they made the dog look like he drivin’ the car, this is a cinematographic achievement
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely fact of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare.
sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna
The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.
its really painfully true
Fuck I tried that and he said feminism is for everyone, not just women, but it was created in a time women needed it most so it was named for them and now I think I’m in love